So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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