yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I just spread your mom's ashes with my new girlfriend. I wouldve waited for you to fly home but she was uncomfortable in the house with her remains there. I'll mail you the urn since u handpainted it.
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!?! WTF WE JUST HAD HER FUNERAL 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I won't apologize to a one balled man
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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