I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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