remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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