ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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