I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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