but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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