I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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