how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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