How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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