If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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