She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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