Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
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