Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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