You really coming over, don't trick.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I need a hoe opinion
go on
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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