writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
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