Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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