My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
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