bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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