Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
honey bunches of taint.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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