how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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