He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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