Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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