what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
he fucked my hip out of place.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
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