That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
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