My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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