i don't plan on having that self control this summer
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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