So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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