just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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