You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
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