oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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