i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I have tasted many bathrooms
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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