You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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