Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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