So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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