is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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