So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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