If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
is it fun? or sober?
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