I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Randomize
