I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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