Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
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