Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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