Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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