No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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