in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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