He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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