Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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