therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
