so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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