Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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