i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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