i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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