I don't think brook has ever known best
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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