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My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
We need to rekindle our bromance
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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