i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize