who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize