There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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