Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
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