Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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