names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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